50+ Funniest Dachshund Memes


Our Favorite Dachshund Memes

  Do you mean to tell me we’re not going to petsmart?!     Weiner Dog Meme - Don't judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, Ive changed since then. Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.     Weiner Dog Meme - Doxie butts drive me nuts Doxie butts drive me nuts     Weiner Dog Meme - Get in loser we're going to petsmart Get in loser we’re going to petsmart     Weiner Dog Meme - Give me the bacon slave! Give me the bacon slave!     Weiner Dog Meme - Go ahead call me a wiener one more time Go ahead call me a wiener one more time     Weiner Dog Meme - Good morning I'll just whine and bark until you wake up human Good morning I’ll just whine and bark until you wake up human     Weiner Dog Meme - He just stole my Girl He just stole my Girl     Weiner Dog Meme - Hello Sir may I fetch you something this evening Hello Sir may I fetch you something this evening?     Weiner Dog Meme - How about no How about no?     Weiner Dog Meme - How's about we both agree... You never cut my nails again How’s about we both agree… You never cut my nails again     Weiner Dog Meme - I am the lead character in my own story I am the lead character in my own story.     Weiner Dog Meme - I don't always go for a ride in the car but when I do I ride like I'm taking off to the moon I don’t always go for a ride in the car but when I do I ride like I’m taking off to the moon     Weiner Dog Meme - I don't always pee on the floor But when I do It's because it's raining outside I don’t always pee on the floor But when I do It’s because it’s raining outside     Weiner Dog Meme - I know I look fancy I know I look fancy…    

Other Funny Dachshund Memes

  Weiner Dog Meme - I love how the grass tickles my nipples when I run. I love how the grass tickles my nipples when I run.     Weiner Dog Meme - I thought there would be bacon in here I thought there would be bacon in here     Weiner Dog Meme - I just met you and this is crazy, but here is my ball. Throw it, maybe I just met you and this is crazy, but here is my ball. Throw it, maybe???     Weiner Dog Meme - I want to lick your face I want to lick your face     Weiner Dog Meme - I'm deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and actions. I’m deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and actions.     Weiner Dog Meme - Im done licking my butt now I will lick your face Im done licking my butt now I will lick your face     Weiner Dog Meme - It's how cold outside. Nope, no plans today. It’s how cold outside. Nope, no plans today.     Weiner Dog Meme - It's raining today. I shall pee in the house. It’s raining today. I shall pee in the house.     Weiner Dog Meme - lol get it weiner dog lol get it weiner dog.    

Fantastic Dachshund Dog Memes

  Weiner Dog Meme - Looks like rain... yup I'm gonna poop in the house today Looks like rain… yup I’m gonna poop in the house today     Weiner Dog Meme - My man work and come home exhausted all so he can pay the bills and spoil me My man work and come home exhausted all so he can pay the bills and spoil me     Weiner Dog Meme - off to seez de wizerd.. de wuderful wizerd of oz off to seez de wizerd.. de wuderful wizerd of oz     Weiner Dog Meme - Ok now close the lid! The mailman's not going to know what hit'em Ok now close the lid! The mailman’s not going to know what hit’em     Weiner Dog Meme - Ok, Iit was me, I farted Ok, Iit was me, I farted     Weiner Dog Meme - One day that mailman is going to murder all of you and I will be like... Ha ha ha who needs to quit their barking and go lie down now One day that mailman is going to murder all of you and I will be like… Ha ha ha who needs to quit their barking and go lie down now???     Weiner Dog Meme - Shine bright like a dachshund Shine bright like a dachshund     Weiner Dog Meme - So got any bacon back there So got any bacon back there     Weiner Dog Meme - So, u gonna eat all dat. u know, ur jeens gettin a leetle tite, mabee i shud finish it fur u, iz just thinkin ub u. So, u gonna eat all dat. u know, ur jeens gettin a leetle tite, mabee i shud finish it fur u, iz just thinkin ub u.    

Good Dachshund Joke Memes

  Weiner Dog Meme - Sorry. The bed's full. Sorry. The bed’s full.     Weiner Dog Meme - Spot me bro Spot me bro     Weiner Dog Meme - Sunday football is not about who wins or loses - it's about whether or not you're sharing that bag of chips Sunday football is not about who wins or loses – it’s about whether or not you’re sharing that bag of chips     Weiner Dog Meme - The main job of a dachshund owner. Restoring the ears to factory settings. The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.     Weiner Dog Meme - These Game of Thrones cameos are getting out of control These Game of Thrones cameos are getting out of control     Weiner Dog Meme - They said they are grilling hotdogs! They said they are grilling hotdogs!     Weiner Dog Meme - They told me that I couold be anything... So I became a doberman They told me that I couold be anything… So I became a doberman     Weiner Dog Meme - Wait, are you messing with me Wait, are you messing with me?     Weiner Dog Meme - Weekend... Here I come! Weekend… Here I come!    

Hilarious Dachshund Pun Memes

  Weiner Dog Meme - Weiner dog window cleaners one lick is all it takes! Dachshund dog window cleaners one lick is all it takes!     Weiner Dog Meme - Well, I'm off to walmart. Well, I’m off to Walmart.     Weiner Dog Meme - What's so funny What’s so funny?     Weiner Dog Meme - When the landlord says 'no dogs' When the landlord says “no dogs”     Weiner Dog Meme - When you have no money and your friend offers to buy you food When you have no money and your friend offers to buy you food     Weiner Dog Meme - When you're sensitive and don't wanna get hurt no more. When you’re sensitive and don’t wanna get hurt no more.     Weiner Dog Meme - Work, really. again. didn't you just do that yesterday Work, really. again. didn’t you just do that yesterday?       Weiner Dog Meme - Wut is this word 'no' u speak of Wut is this word ‘no’ u speak of?     Weiner Dog Meme - Behold the loch ness weiner Behold the loch ness wiener    

Dachshund Dog Memes

  Weiner Dog Meme - Bark First ask questions later Bark First ask questions later     Weiner Dog Meme - And so I grabbed the squirrel in my paws like this. And so I grabbed the squirrel in my paws like this..     Weiner Dog Meme - You just gonna stand there or you gon help me “You just gonna stand there or you gon help me?!”     Weiner Dog Meme - You are sadly mistaken if you think this will convince us to go outside in the rain to pee. You are sadly mistaken if you think this will convince us to go outside in the rain to pee.     Weiner Dog Meme - Come at me Bro! Come at me Bro!     Weiner Dog Meme - Could you rub my belly Could you rub my belly?     Weiner Dog Meme - Dachshund. Bravery of a lion _cunning of a fox_bark of a doberman_body of a sausage Dachshund: Bravery of a lion …cunning of a fox …bark of a doberman …body of a sausage     Weiner Dog Meme - Dear Santa, I want toys and treats but no clothes please no clothes Dear Santa, I want toys and treats but no clothes please no clothes     Weiner Dog Meme - Did you know diet stands for did i eat that Did you know “diet” stands for: Did i eat that?

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